Lottery Vs Hooters

Y’all,

Recently, the PowerBall Lottery was $252 million.

To increase my chance of winning, I spent $100 on lottery tickets. However, doing so caused the Devil Woman to become highly POed which gave me mental pain. My pain was amplified because, not only did I not win the 252M, I didn’t even win a free ticket.


Joe!! We’re both retired and living on a fixed income. But, you spent $100 on lottery tickets with zero gain! How can you justify that?

That’s easy, W. I came up with two choices for spending that money. Either, go to Hooters or buy lottery tickets.

My first choice was Hooters. But as I thought more about it, I figured that you’d be mad-as-hell if I spent $100 for a small burger, two glasses of wine and a chat with a Hooters waitress.

So, instead, I concluded, by spending $100 on lottery tickets, that if I hit the $252 million dollar PowerBall jack-pot, I might get a date with Monique and you could have that new lawn chair set that you like. See, I wuz thinking of you, Baby-Doll.

I dunno why but at this point in the conversation, the damn She-Devil became really enraged and I seriously mean REALLY ENRAGED.

Wut's up with that reaction? Lordy-- Lordy-- Lordy, I can not figure-out that woman! GAWDDDDDDDDD!

By the way, if any of Y’all know of a good face and body reconstructive surgeon, I could use one pronto.