The Zodiac Connection

If y’all haven’t seen, reports say that the Zodiac signs have changed due to re-alignment within the cosmos. For me this is very disturbing news because previously both the She Devil and I were Taurus and now we’d be Aries.

Crap. I’m upset about this! Taurus is a powerful Sign and has allowed me to lose arguments to the Devil Woman by a close score. Now, as Aries, I will need to elevate my game to a new level to keep Luciferette in-check.

I was hopeful of a quiet, peaceful retirement but am prepared to go back to boot-camp, toughen-up and be able to continue losing arguments to DW by a close score.

Then, mercifully No Zodiac Change was announced. What a relief.  Otherwise, I'd have to deal with the sidereal zodiac – which is fixed to constellations and followed more in the Eastern world while the tropical zodiac – which is fixed to seasons that Western world astrology adheres to.

Now, I understand why the SD has been telling me that we should move to China.  Doing so would place us under the Eastern Zodiac therefore, it’s all about her wanting us to become Aries and thereby gain power over me.

I said, W, first: - there ain't no way in hell that I'm moving out of the good ole USA plus, I'm staying under the Western Zodiac as a Taurus.  Thanks to gifts from the wonderful Bs, I will now re-watch all 6 of my Rocky DVDs and all 6 of my Star Wars DVDs.  Afterwards, I'll be pumped to confront the She Devil.